March, 2012:

markmallman: Hey gentlemen, if your lady wants to hold your hand, do it! You’re a lucky man to have her, let her know you’re worth it!

markmallman: I like the kind of vacation where nobody can hear me scream.

markmallman: Ughh I guess this is what happens when you let a woman named “Nectar Sage Blossom” mix the drinks. #ApplebeesHangover

markmallman: I’m “Applebees’s Drunk” in Grand Junction, CO

markmallman: The night has a thousand eyes. (500 heads, 2000 limbs, and 10,000 toes. No wonder why people are afraid of the dark.)

markmallman: Ever been to Beaver, Utah? We just filled up in Beaver.

markmallman: RT @LocalCurrent: One more hour to go on the Local Current stream. Up next: @markmallman @CLAPSCLAPSCLAPS & @darkdarkdark. http://t.co/Y …

markmallman: Oh, Vegas Walgreen’s you bad girl! http://t.co/UUCEJOJP

markmallman: Oh, Vegas Walgreen's you bad girl!

markmallman: Back in Vegas – 20 dollars on pinball and an unspoken amount on steak and blackjack #play #all #mylife